Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah April 7, 2014

boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Touple Ton

Touple Ton is a very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

That's a Touple Ton of kids in my yard susan, get the gat

by Frater Perdura September 9, 2020

bitch-ton

A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load

"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".

Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.

by gene2112 October 4, 2014