Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017

Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Father of Discord

The Father Of Discord is one and only EthaN^ΞXZ#2424

Discord to god : who is my father?
God to Discord : The Father of Discord is EthaN^ΞXZ#2424
Discord to God : ah alr

by the real maker July 14, 2021

Father fucker

Someone who fucks father's.

You are such a father fucker

by Spazzthealpha February 15, 2018

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011