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weed plate

A CD so whack you cop it just to roll weed up on it.. I believe in a diss rap towards 50 Cent, Jadakiss said "ya last CD was my weed plate"
Rolling Papers??? More like a Weed plate to me
by SCOOPSSS April 19, 2011
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Rat Weed

Grinded marijuana that falls from the desk, table, or flat surface onto the floor that then and only then becomes the weed of the rats that inhabit what is most likely a New York apartment but can be any home that has rats or mice. Depending on geographic location, preference and/or upbringing the weed is legally belonging to the lowest net worth individual who lives in the home where the weed has fallen to the ground, otherwise the weed cannot be smoked and must be left for the rats. If the lowest net worth individual is caught purposely pushing weed from the flat surface area that holds the grounded weed, then he must buy quadruple the amount of weed that had fallen onto the ground.
"Sean how much rat weed did you smoke today?"
"Dude I don't know. I woke up, came in the living room and found a good portion of rat weed, but I think half of it might have been old food crumbs of some sort, like maybe Doritos or old lettuce or something."
"You need help Sean."
by seano'sullivan October 20, 2016
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eBay Weed

Persons or organizations who are purportedly paid to make public postings that support eBay and/or denigrate eBay's critics.
An eBay Weed post will 'attack the messenger or message' and 'spin everything positive for eBay'.
by HouseOfUsher July 26, 2009
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floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.
Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.
by eZaF May 24, 2016
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Weed dump

A poop that smells strongly of marijuana from eating cannabis edibles the day before.
Rebecca took a weed dump that made the whole office smell like a Grateful Dead concert.
by PedroOnFire May 30, 2020
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weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.
Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner
by scagster February 4, 2005
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Weed Dissociation

If you're sober and you feel any of the following :

- Feels like everything is a movie
- Feels like you are watching everything happen

- Feels like something is missing in your thoughts
- Feeling very worried

- Feels like your eyes are sensitive to light

- Feels like you see purple of images of lights, like when you look at the sun for too long

You smoked too much, you have to lay off for a few days, you are dissociating. If you are stoned and you feel these, that is normal. The dissociation effect is just the head effects of weed staying with you, but that feel good sensation is gone. That's why you have the symptoms of being high, even thought you aren't high. So you're good. Think of it like you smoked a lot and you're just still high. Sleep it off and in a few days, you'll be set. Drink lots of water.

DO NOT SMOKE WHILE THESE EFFECTS LINGER, THEY WILL ONLY WORSEN.
Chad: Dude, I heard that Josh got Weed Dissociation after smoking his entire stash. Now he's gonna lay off for a week.

Brad: That is actually wild, bro.
by RogerNihlock April 26, 2019
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