Phil Rusling

A fiery, brimstone-esque man whose passion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. Believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. Wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any Indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. Be warned.
Surprise friend: Holy shit! Did you see that cactus shit milk?!

Phil Rusling: Course I did brah. I fucking made it do that.
by Pete845 October 12, 2011
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Dr. Phil

I think Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil
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Dr. Phil

"Ohh Dr. Phil just ate you alive with your spoiled ass shit"
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Dr. Phil has a beautiful head
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Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil also known as the Dr. Philosopher of joy is considered the hottest man alive. Dr. Phil makes money off of troubled children and parents but hey at least he's rich. He has his own TV show(oh yes) and often looks very SNAZZY on TV.
"Have you seen the Dr.Phil show?"
"OMG yes Dr. Phil is so hAwT"
by Dr. Philosopher December 13, 2018
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Dr. Phil

A fake old guy who needs to takes his chill pill everyday.
Dr. Phil, take your chill pill
by Silboy20 October 13, 2015
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Dr. Phil

A badass who sends people to the turn around ranch. He has a ball head, nicely dressed, and destroys idiots on national television. Dr. Phil is my idol.
Have you seen my daddy, Dr. Phil?
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