Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
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"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
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Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
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a talking penis with a mustache
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