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Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.

Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004
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A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass
"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil
by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009
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A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.
My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!
by drphil=redneck March 20, 2006
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Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
by Danielle October 11, 2003
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