April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

September 20

the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count

me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything

me: oh yes

by scerystanlee1 September 3, 2021

20 min

A phrase of time although widely known with the song by Lil Uzae Viert

I’m 20 min away bih

by RoyBoy69 February 25, 2021

December 20

fuck people they have to leave you alone and if they talk to you you get to beat there ass.

December 20 stay quiet or I will beat the fuck out of you

by We don't like life December 2, 2020

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022