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Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.
Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.
by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.
This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”
by anonymous May 5, 2023
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hisoka’s lighter

the lighter hisoka offered to a stranger before smirking sexily and watching him die
hisoka’s lighter: *flicks*
man: thx
hisoka: 😏
by leelaaaa August 8, 2023
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turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..
by angelsanal August 29, 2023
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A throw of the lighter

Something that disrupts a conversation and changes the topic for a time, often leaving people confused as to what they were talking about before.

Comes from the situation when a lighter is randomly thrown at someone's head while sitting in a circle smoking weed.
"What the fuck were we talking about before you got here? Bruv your arrival was a throw of the lighter"
by reallystoneyboi November 4, 2023
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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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