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Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
by Epicwins July 6, 2019
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Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.
You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”
by El Slobo June 24, 2022
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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
by cling my shaft January 1, 2010
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Clearasil Job

When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.
Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.
by PolarBearExpress April 21, 2016
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Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
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