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Clearasil Job 

When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.
Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.

Clerasiltestgelände 

The word "Clerasiltestgelände" means roughly translated: "Clerasil testing area"Clerasil is the brand name of a popular anti-zit lotion. It is used by the youth in Germany to insult people, who have a zit-blasted face.
,,Du Opfer! Kümmer dich mal um dein Clerasiltestgelände!"

"You looser! Care for your Clerasil testing area!"

Cleavasive 

A female tactic, used to avoid answering a direct question from a male, or just to change the topic.  It is accomplished by the female leaning forward on her elbows across the table from the subject while strategically crossing her forearms and thereby accentuating and displaying her cleavage.  The male, duly unfocused by a loss of blood flow to the cerebellum, forgets what the topic or question was and possibly that he even asked a question.
Dude, I asked her if she was seeing another dude and she got all cleavasive and shit, and I don't even remember what the answer was or if she gave me one.
Cleavasive by TitPit March 8, 2010

clearpilledprocess 

Niche micro clearpilled instagram account spreading words of enlightenment and retardism👼
person 1: "have you seen the new clearpilledprocess post?"

person 2: "no, but i hear it's retarded,"

Clearsight

(Wings of fire spoilers)

An amazing ‘wings of fire’ character who can see all possible futures and is darkstalkers (ex)girlfriend. She runs off to a lost continent and starts a new life there but accidentally starting a new tribe as nightwings (yes she is a night wing) are not native there so.......
Clearsight should get a job as a fortune teller.
Clearsight by Qinter4life November 21, 2020

Clearsight

bitch really did stuff her immortal boyfriend under a mountain and went off to fuck so much that she started a whole new race
Darkstalker: haha just killed my dad, feelin good
Clearsight: you know what? Fuck you
Clearsight by lmao aighty November 26, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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