When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.
Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.
The word "Clerasiltestgelände" means roughly translated: "Clerasil testing area"Clerasil is the brand name of a popular anti-zit lotion. It is used by the youth in Germany to insult people, who have a zit-blasted face.
,,Du Opfer! Kümmer dich mal um dein Clerasiltestgelände!"
A female tactic, used to avoid answering a direct question from a male, or just to change the topic. It is accomplished by the female leaning forward on her elbows across the table from the subject while strategically crossing her forearms and thereby accentuating and displaying her cleavage. The male, duly unfocused by a loss of blood flow to the cerebellum, forgets what the topic or question was and possibly that he even asked a question.
Dude, I asked her if she was seeing another dude and she got all cleavasive and shit, and I don't even remember what the answer was or if she gave me one.
An amazing ‘wings of fire’ character who can see all possible futures and is darkstalkers (ex)girlfriend. She runs off to a lost continent and starts a new life there but accidentally starting a new tribe as nightwings (yes she is a night wing) are not native there so.......
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.