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Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy
“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant
by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025
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sloppy natties

Sloppy natties are breasts that have had no plastic surgery but yet are as perfect as if they had. Regardless of size, if they are naturally perfect breast, they are sloppy natties.
Bro, did Veronica get a boob job?
No dude! Those are just some sloppy natties
by Stallion Italian February 5, 2025
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Sloppy Joe

The act of penetrating while being penetrated in a 3 way (being the beef in the sandwich
Wow, I’m tired from this past weekend. I went to Thads and had a sloppy Joe
by DillyPickled January 16, 2026
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Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.
Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat
by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026
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slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.
h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me
by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026
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Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them
Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.
by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026
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Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.
Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.
by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026
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