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Cock Lubber

1) Taken from the phrase "Land Lubber," often used by sailors and pirates in Disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts.
2) One who loves the cock.
3) One who loves the cock with an undying passion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent cock.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I LUB COCK!
by Ralkom August 28, 2002
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cock-ear

swelling of the ear after having inserted a penis in to one's ear.
richard woke after a heavy drinking session to find that his ear was swollen after having inserted jonah's penis in to it.cock-ear.
by fodsta February 4, 2010
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worm cock

a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
OMG worm cock Jack lawrence

jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on

ladies: ok take them off

jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)

ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants

jack: :'( thats my penis!

ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,

(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
by yhougurt rifle July 16, 2009
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cock block

*verb

To prevent a chicken from entering a dwelling
Person 1: Dude, why cant my chicken enter your house
Person 2: I totally cock blocked it
by HelloAnchorage November 11, 2009
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cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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poo-cock

the modern day pederast. an older gentleman (over 50) who pursues and seduces young men (late teens and early 20's) for a sexual relationship.
the older man bragged about his multiple boys he had to his friends. He exclaimed, "I'm, the poo-cock biatch".
by young hercules December 19, 2009
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cock-dial

When your intelligent however crude cousin-in-law accidentally calls you via his BlackBerry phone with or with the assistance of his penis (assumingly while driving with the BBM in his pants pocket)
Did I just call you? Dude, my bad...i must have cock-dialed you...

or

I'm so sick and tired of cock-dialing people I didn't mean to call.

or

THIS F*CKING BBM REFUSES TO STOP DICK-DIALING MY PEEPS! How to lock this thing...I have no idea...
by jyeezey August 26, 2010
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