cock-dial

When your intelligent however crude cousin-in-law accidentally calls you via his BlackBerry phone with or with the assistance of his penis (assumingly while driving with the BBM in his pants pocket)

Did I just call you? Dude, my bad...i must have cock-dialed you...

or

I'm so sick and tired of cock-dialing people I didn't mean to call.

or

THIS F*CKING BBM REFUSES TO STOP DICK-DIALING MY PEEPS! How to lock this thing...I have no idea...

cock-dial by jyeezey August 26, 2010

cock dial 

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

cock dial by Linne September 5, 2007

cock dialed 

intentionally dialing a person for sexual needs

I cock dialed Anthony cuz I want to have sex with him

cock dialed by Roomie4play July 28, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012