Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014

bean souper

A term made in reference to a TikTok video that consisted of a bean soup recipe; comments were flooded with "what if i don't like bean soup?" and other questions that would make you think to yourself, "why don't they just make chicken noodle soup if they hate bean soup so much?"
The phrase refers to a person who subconsciously believes and acts like everything told to them must have some sort of relevance to them. Upon encountering information NOT meant to apply to them, bean soupers feel as if the material was targeted and act as if that is so.

sally: eeeek i'm so glad we get to go on that science field trip!! it's gonna be so fun
sarah: i don't even like science, the school should have done something actually fun
sarah is a bean souper, don't be like her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025

In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

legendary beans

tiffany

Her name is LEGENDARY BEANS..

by jaeyse January 24, 2023

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

Beans

Beans are things that you would put in ur pocket

"Ima put my hand in my pocket*yucky bean noises* oh beans :O"

by RattleMeBones509 November 19, 2021