Bruh Momentum

Bruh Momentum is the likelihood of a bruh moment to happen

Anytime you do something that has resulted in a bruh moment in the past has a higher bruh momentum.

by JoJo Road January 15, 2020

Momunteered

To be volunteered by your mother without permission, knowledge, or desire to attend an event or do a task.

Ugh. I don't want to be picking beets either, I was momunteered.

by JesseCPK August 4, 2012

Go Memento

Write yourself a reminder on your own body or clothing, preferably with a Sharpie marker. Refers to the amnesiac protagonist played by Guy Pearce in the film "Memento."

I can't remember anything lately, so I have to go Memento.

by LRK June 11, 2006

Momentarily

Taking place for a moment

I momentarily gave a fuck.

by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

Arthur Mometer

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

momento mori

loosely translated from latin to english "we all must die"

"momento mori, momento mori, its latin and it says we must all die" - the streets - the hardest way to make an easy living

by dereckboiiii April 4, 2008

Momentum Paper

(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.

The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.

by MeezyK November 17, 2011