After School Hand

The condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.

*On a bus ride home*

"Dude, what happened to your hand?"

"I dunno, Marissa has been doodling on it all day."

"I guess you have after school hand."

by JesseCPK September 02, 2012

Coffee More Minutes

The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.

Mom: Get Up!

Teenager: Is coffee ready?

Mom: Not Yet!

Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes

by JesseCPK September 02, 2012

Momunteered

To be volunteered by your mother without permission, knowledge, or desire to attend an event or do a task.

Ugh. I don't want to be picking beets either, I was momunteered.

by JesseCPK August 04, 2012

Gangsta Butt Syndrome

When a non-gangster has a hard time keep their pants up, due to an unnaturally disproportionate butt that is smaller then the rest of their body. In effect, the person has to get tight pants, a belt, or walks around pulling up their pants up all day.

"Why don't you ever wear those pants."

"I can't, I have Gangsta Butt Syndrome."

by JesseCPK August 18, 2012