The 2nd Greatest Basketball player of all time (Behind MJ). 4x NBA Champion, 4x Finals MVP, 4x MVP, 16x All NBA, 3x All Star MVP. Most Scrutinized and Hyped up athlete since the earth's inception. Perennial talent. 6'8" 250 lbs, faster than NFL Running Backs, Built like Karl Malone, Vision and IQ of Magic Johnson, Muscles greater than Terry Crews, and shooting ability of Dirk Nowitzki and Kobe Bryant. The greatest all around basketball player of all time.
1. Noun - The world's best basketball player in the eyes of Suraj. A guy that can carry an entire team without having to pass the ball to anyone.
2. Adj - To be the best possible, best looking, best everything.
3. Noun - Secret code for liking black men give it to you in the butt.
*The word LeBron James can be substituted for the number 23, because he is the only person to have ever used it, better yet, he created the number. Alongside being an amazing baller, he is also a world class mathematician.
1. Guy 1: Did you see LeBron last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he did ok.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you talking about, I was jerking it to his gameplay.
Guy 2: He wasn't even the best player last night.
Guy 1: Wait!? There are other players on the Cavs?
2. Guy 1: That guy is so LeBron James.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is pretty amazing.
3. Guy 1: I love 23.
Guy 2: Um, I don't think i can be around you anymore.
Guy 1: What? It's not like I want your man pole.