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LeBron James 

Overated dumb basketball player. He is also known for his "famous" name. JeBron Lames!!
LeBron James is the best player of all time. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeBron James by DixieDog15 October 23, 2019

Lebron James 

The 2nd Greatest Basketball player of all time (Behind MJ). 4x NBA Champion, 4x Finals MVP, 4x MVP, 16x All NBA, 3x All Star MVP. Most Scrutinized and Hyped up athlete since the earth's inception. Perennial talent. 6'8" 250 lbs, faster than NFL Running Backs, Built like Karl Malone, Vision and IQ of Magic Johnson, Muscles greater than Terry Crews, and shooting ability of Dirk Nowitzki and Kobe Bryant. The greatest all around basketball player of all time.
Hey, you see how that TransBronSexual Skip Brainless always tries to diminish what Lebron James does?
Lebron James by Wasteman101 September 20, 2020

Lebron James 

a basketball player who will never be the goat. always falls second to MJ.
"Lebron James will never be the Goat."
"You're right about that."
Lebron James by hackdudes69 December 13, 2020

Mark James 

Most likely an Irish ginger who likes to play around with girls and call girls stuff they should never be called and blocks you 3 million times
My friend : did you hear mark James got with someone at cg last night

Me : ya the dirty ginger
Mark James by Jimsadirtyginger October 25, 2019

God bless Jessy James 

A saying that some people have that are rebels against society like biker gangs, heavy metal bands etc.

Jess James was an old west outlaw that robbed hundreds of trains and banks.
Man 1: Lets drink ti Jessy James.
Man 2:Yeah,God bless Jessy James.

LeBron James 

1. Noun - The world's best basketball player in the eyes of Suraj. A guy that can carry an entire team without having to pass the ball to anyone.

2. Adj - To be the best possible, best looking, best everything.

3. Noun - Secret code for liking black men give it to you in the butt.

*The word LeBron James can be substituted for the number 23, because he is the only person to have ever used it, better yet, he created the number. Alongside being an amazing baller, he is also a world class mathematician.
1. Guy 1: Did you see LeBron last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he did ok.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you talking about, I was jerking it to his gameplay.
Guy 2: He wasn't even the best player last night.
Guy 1: Wait!? There are other players on the Cavs?

2. Guy 1: That guy is so LeBron James.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is pretty amazing.

3. Guy 1: I love 23.
Guy 2: Um, I don't think i can be around you anymore.
Guy 1: What? It's not like I want your man pole.
LeBron James by king of forest September 13, 2009