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beantopia 

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.
Mr. feinstein of history class
beantopia by beans March 24, 2005
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning
Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.
Beans by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019

Green Beans and Garlic 

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.
When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.

hot as beans 

"It's hot as beans out today!"
"That bitch is hot as beans!"
hot as beans by Gilj September 8, 2008

beanster 

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.
You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!
beanster by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006
- Adjective

Having bean characteristics or form; resembling a bean.

- Noun

1. Anything that resembles or evokes comparisons with a bean.

2. (In science fiction) Any individual of the race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings.
I say, what a beanoid appearance that fellow has!

Much to his annoyance, Tom's short ungainly stature meant he was often termed a beanoid by his friends and associates

Beanoid frigate inbound! Action stations men, gunners to the starboard turrets!
Beanoid by Charlemagne1993 February 27, 2017