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blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum
that blum job sucked me
by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
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No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015
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Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.
My head was numb as hell after Katy gave me that Brim Job last night.
by Sav E. March 14, 2025
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Hoodie Job

A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.
A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
by T. Nelson, USAF May 12, 2014
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casino job

A messy or dirty job. Unwanted jobs that include a dirty, messy or disordely environment. Examples: sanitation workers, sewer inspector, horse stall cleaner.

From the Italian word casino meaning mess, messy, disorderly.

Lyrically used in many rap, hip-hop, and pop songs.
"My boy uneducated, not street wise, he work a casino job, no respect for such a slob".

"He didn't finish high-school so he could only get a casino job scrubbing toilets".
by BEEZEE88 December 26, 2024
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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.
I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
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