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Middlesex 4-H

A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.
Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.

Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!

Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers
by be kool March 15, 2009
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Westlake MiddleSchool

This school is full of whores and fuckboys and the gym favorites. Not to mention all the gay and emo kids. Almost everyone is a stoner and depressed. Oh, and Parker will do anything for you to get detention. This school is complete bullshit. Fuck this school.
"Fuck Westlake MiddleSchool."
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A Bette Midler

“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.
Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"
by XstoryX May 8, 2011
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Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.
by DCLXVI February 20, 2005
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middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!
B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)
by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010
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middletown

City in connecticut, the most pathetic state in the U.S. We got bloods stepping on the crips' bandana, causing WW3.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.
Yo Nigga, he a crip, lets dump his ass in the CT river.
by fdgjdflgjkfghjklfgh February 27, 2005
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middlesbrough

4 words to define Middlesbrough "HOME OF THE CHAV"
Gaz,Tomo,Daz,Haz,Baz or another riduculous chavish lad from Middlesbrough:

"EEEEEEEEEREEEEE YOUUUU YA DARFFFF CUN LEND UZ 20P FOR DA FONE"
by Gertrude Bearmont August 23, 2006
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