maturity

the state of being so jaded by the shittiness of life that you cannot have fun easily, and must seek and destroy the fun of those who can.
Dude that cop is so mature.
by DCLXVI June 30, 2003
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Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.
by DCLXVI February 20, 2005
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