Definitions by XstoryX

the Big Bird 

“The Big Bird” -When your boyfriend pushes your head down farther as you are giving him a blow job and you start Caw-Caw’ing like an endangered bird.

Your boy acting up? Through him the big bird.

the Big Bird by XstoryX May 8, 2011

A Bette Midler 

“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.

Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"

A Bette Midler by XstoryX May 8, 2011

The Red Beard 

“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.

Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."

The Red Beard by XstoryX May 8, 2011