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Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.
Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
by Cornbuts June 3, 2018
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what
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B job

I just gave a b job, it sucked!
by Ken and vic June 6, 2018
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Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.
by BimmerService June 6, 2018
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Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job
Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job
by Hfjdjdjdkx June 6, 2018
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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018
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