by Sallysanders October 3, 2021
Get the National daddy daymug. Thanks for taking me to school, daddy. Or... Mom: Your dad will take you to school. 3 y.o: daddy? middle school immature child: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSAASHAGSAVSJKLhds;
by hey man dont do that March 27, 2022
Get the daddymug. When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023
Get the Baby daddy battymug. God himself the hottest nicest sexyest man of all time. A total fucking machine. A single ex husband.
Person 1: You know Daddy Mingus?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream
by Pirates booty guy May 30, 2022
Get the Daddy Mingusmug. When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022
Get the Daddy creammug. A word used when people who have seriously big daddy issues, lean on any man they can find and call him daddy
by a girl who got bored in class December 15, 2021
Get the Daddymug. 