Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!
by Hellquacksymdrome July 11, 2018
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Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"
by Damien Soade September 08, 2011
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Vinegar tits

Anyone who is grey and six feet tall with a bitter twisted attitude
by Jward2015 July 25, 2022
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Hebrew Tit-Sucking

A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.
Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.

I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.
by Coochie Connoisseur May 28, 2020
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The chicken is a tit sucker

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.
by Lacy Bracy October 27, 2017
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Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.
Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?
by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010
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tit as fuck

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"
by Oknowbye123 March 11, 2016
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