The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".
Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.
Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.
Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"
by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016
Get the Lily Aldrin Syndromemug. A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
by Jake LM May 1, 2010
Get the bowling pin syndromemug. The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.
by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010
Get the Mel Gibson Syndromemug. Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
Get the Blue Lagoon Syndromemug. 1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.
2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.
2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.
Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!
Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!
Guy 1. O_o oh my.
Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.
Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!
Guy 1. O_o oh my.
Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.
by Real313 November 20, 2013
Get the simple bitch syndromemug. The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
Get the Siamese Profile Syndromemug. When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.
Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.
by Are you stalking your stalker? November 9, 2009
Get the Facebook Ego Syndromemug.