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Textbook-Lightskin-Alpha

When you’re just the typical cold lightskin guy who does alpha male activities like partaking in intercourse with women and/or pissing on their kitchen appliances.
Ah bro Oscar’s such a Textbook-Lightskin-Alpha man, did you hear what he did on Thursday?
by PrinceOfPenryn April 6, 2026
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north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
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Shading and Lighting

Terms artists use to represent the illusion of making a 2D drawing appear to have depth.
"When I drew this sphere, the light source was at the top right corner so I shaded the opposite end because the light wasn't hitting it, and highlighted the end closest to the light source because the light was hitting it dead on." Mrs.Woods explained to the class. "This is called Shading and Lighting."
by whiteshadow44 August 20, 2011
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Flipping The Lightswitch

When you repeatedly flick a woman's clitoris, similar to the action of flipping a light switch.
"It's pretty dark in here, mind flipping the lightswitch?"
by Hydro pumper September 6, 2015
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Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
by LSUBeast December 12, 2015
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Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.
For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?
by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017
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Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
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