detonation of the dick

The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.

My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 2, 2018

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

brail dick

a man with genital warts

Sheri was mortified to find out that Glen had brail dick.

by rebuff July 20, 2014

Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

Curry Dick

The art of keeping down a chicken biryani with korma sauce whilst giving a blowjob, only to suddenly gag and chun over his cock.

Eve was deepthroating her boyfriends dick after a takeaway, only to gag leaving him with curry dick.

by chatchatmoo August 31, 2020

Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017