meat quesadilla

This is when you straddle your woman's kneck while facing her and take your ball sac and stretch it over her mouth and nose.
Sit down Bihatch, your getting a meat quesadilla
by Old Dirty! April 27, 2011
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Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.
Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.
by Nostradainus April 10, 2017
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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022
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whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024
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rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.
A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.
by Mommagrindsthemeat March 08, 2016
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Nose Meat

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.
by Buntselina December 27, 2020
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