The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

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Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

Massachusetts Red Water by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

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MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

MOM BRING ME WATER by anonymous March 20, 2021

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walked on water

A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water

"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"

walked on water by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021

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Dukes spilled water

Duke Depp spilled his water on his live,now all of the sudden everyone loves that there is a video going around with him spilling the water!

Did you see the video of Duke spilling his water?
Yes it was so funny! Someone in the fandom has a username with dukes spilled water init!

Dukes spilled water by dukes_spilledwater May 22, 2021

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edgy_salt_water

Edgy_salt_water is a TikTok ok account ran by a very hot and mysterious girl she is one of the most loved on TikTok with a total of 1,015 followers she is also known as the most exciting and funniest one in her friend group.

Edgy_salt_water is hot and funny!

edgy_salt_water by Tilly_\__ June 3, 2021

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if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

if you dun drink water for 72 hours by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

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