Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.
Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
by matuuey April 15, 2022
Get the John Augustoni mug.John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
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Get the john sevi mug.Past tense: Johned
Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning
Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.
Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning
Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.
“No, I only lost because I didn’t get enough sleep last night. And I also stepped on a Lego!”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”
by MToque May 14, 2025
Get the Johns mug.Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
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