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Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?
by Championuu June 4, 2022
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Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.
You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe
by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019
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situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be
"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017
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Pallet Hoe

When a despatcher at a transport or logistics firm refuses to comply with fundamental lawful obligations and demands a driver deliver the goods and services on the truck instead of attending training or safety related activities.
Fucking pallet hoe go me dropping pallets to Wellington instead of attending the rollover training.
by barpbarpadvocate May 29, 2019
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Hoe

An item in Minecraft used to farm seeds or vegetables, it varies in materials like Wood, Stone, Iron, Gold and Diamond
When right-clicked it turns a block of dirt into a block of farmland on which you can plant Potatoes, Carrots, Beetroots, Melons, Pumpkins, Basic Seeds.
It is not a tool you are going to want to attack hostile mobs with
Pimp friend: Eyo Playa nice tools ya got in ya pocket (meaning the hoe)
Me (also a pimp): Respecc playa i farm all the greens with my hoes
by MCPimp68+1 June 18, 2020
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Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.
Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.
by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018
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Hoe

Someone who you like to text on the side or who is very appealing to your liking that you keep on the low
by Unknown2926538639916 March 1, 2018
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