Pi Poop 

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.

“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?

Pi Poop by MathPlus October 9, 2021

You da poop 

Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.

Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.

Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.

dude1: yo, you made all those orders?

dude2: fo shizzle, man

dude1: pound it. You da poop.

You da poop by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

Gentleman's Poop 

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

Gentleman's Poop by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011

Ur religion poop like a pigeon 

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

Ur religion poop like a pigeon by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

Where's the poop? by JustABastard October 29, 2018

santo the fat poop 

santa is a evil man who did not get me a bugatti

santo the fat poop did not get me my 10000000 dollers

santo the fat poop by anonymous September 14, 2020

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022