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bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.
Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.
by _pete_ October 4, 2006
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shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005
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shit tossed

drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded
"I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed"
by Scudmuffin September 8, 2005
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Shit in the Sandbox

When someone says or does something to put you down or make you feel uninspired.
"The boss told us we have less than a day to get our acts together or we're all fired. He really shit in the sandbox."
by Jordano Miles June 9, 2007
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shit rocket

I thought my Honda was bad till that shit rocket passed my ass.
by ChetJett January 22, 2008
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shit pistol

Shit pistol = idiot,ass hat,retard etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.
Brandon : look at those sweet graphics
Brandon : *strokes teh pixels*
Callum : DEWD
Callum : GRAPHICS SUCKZORZ
Brandon : dude
Brandon i wrike
Brandon : fuck you
Brandon : lol
Brandon : you shit pistol
Brandon : roflfamo
Callum : roflfmao !
by o.o pewpew November 8, 2007
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shit battle

History:
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.

1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
Shit battles are epic.

Shit battles do not cause cancer.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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