Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

Fishpants by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

fishing

when an obviously hot girl insults herself with the intention of having everybody around her disagree with what she said, and triggering a barrage of compliments. the easiest way to deal with a person like this is to just agree with them.

ridiculously hot girl: i'm so fat and ugly!
someone nearby: yes. yes you are. stop fishing for compliments.

fishing by swiftlikethecandycorn May 30, 2010

Compliment fishing 

When someone essentially insults themself in order to get sympathy from other people. A flirting tactic used by many girls.

Guy: Hi, what's wrong?
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!

... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.

Compliment fishing by MrCuddles September 22, 2006

Facebook Fishing 

When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.

Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."

Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."

Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.

Facebook Fishing by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009

Fishbowling 

To put alcohol into a fishbowl, color it with food coloring, and drink it with bendy straws

"Lazer was fishbowling at the pub before he came to school"-Alex

Fishbowling by grillzchad April 11, 2012

road fishing 

When lacking a decent place to enjoy alcoholic beverages free from interference, road fishing is a final option. This act consists of driving around the countryside with a cooler full of beverages, allowing all passengers to 'fish' out and enjoy drinks hidden from public view. Road Fishing is only recommended in rural settings.

"Dave's parents shut down tonight's plan for a party, so we're just going to go road fishing until something new comes up."

road fishing by drBHat May 6, 2008

isla fisher 

One of the hot stars of The Wedding Crashers.

I don't care what ud says, Isla Fisher DOES exist. Just look at I Heart Huckabees or that Beastmaster show.

isla fisher by zbra November 10, 2008