Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

diss dick

The answer to any question.

GF: what should I eat for dinner?
You: DISS DICK

by Djmakeherdrip July 1, 2017

leprechaun dick

Similar to when you hit someone with the bat in super smash bros., you k.o. whoever you are giving leprachaun dick to

I’m bout to give dis bitch leprechaun dick

by Muskman2510 February 8, 2018

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Jerry Dick

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010