dick sad 

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

dick sad by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

Dick monkey 

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

Dick monkey by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

dick throat

When you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Kayla do you have "dick throat"

Idk wats that

Wen you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Oh shit I might have that

I'm telling essence

dick throat by dick sucking kaylay 78 September 17, 2016

dick distance 

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.

My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.

dick distance by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016

Dick Sucker 

A person who acts gay, but they say they not

Hey dude, your a dick sucker

Dick Sucker by Trickster Number 13 July 2, 2016

dick punch 

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately

"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".

dick punch by shanimal101 May 19, 2016

Dick Raisin 

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

Dick Raisin by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016