jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

SIMP

A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.

cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp”

by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021

Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021

simp

myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.

“damn myles is one fruity simp!”

by hoe-ly September 9, 2021

Simp

Emilie Dawn Jolley

She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

Simp

by Sambam01 September 10, 2021

simp

namikou to eizzil

Simp: "OMG i love her so much uwu sussy balls uwu uwu"
Not simp: "Hey, stop simping her."

by nfjsjfikuheshgfdjhbgkajs September 11, 2021

Simp

Not you my guy

Richard: "dammit bro stop being a simp"
Chavez: "sorry bro I can't help it"

by TrappGod6_8+1 September 11, 2021