by Marijanko December 1, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020
Get the SIMP-recruitermug. Simply respecting a women and being kind to her wether she is your girlfriend or a just a female friend
by Jsjdjejsbbdkan October 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
Get the simpmug. 
Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug.