simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.

It's official; Charlie Brown is a simp.

by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020

Multi-Platform Simp

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.

The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.

by Harambe25 April 4, 2022

simp

tyler

tyler is a simp

by 00alienperson00 March 24, 2020

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

S.uper
I.nto
M.ashed
P.otatoes

That is the correct definition of the word 'simp'

Guy 1: yeah I'm a simp

Person named mashed potatoes: ooo yk thats right bb

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone that will fiend for the pussy no matter the cost but it usually doesn’t work out in any way.

Jarel is a simp for the females and joined swim team for the pussy but sadly it did not work out

by J.crackerass January 3, 2020