pulling a txisten

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.

kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.

by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017

Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

Pulling An Eli

The act of ditching your group of friends to talk to girls

Guy#1: where's Bob?
Guy#2: oh he left, he is Pulling An Eli.

by NotAmmon November 9, 2018

Pulling a Gio

When you get a girl to dump her current boyfriend to date you.

Man #1: yeah man I was Pulling a Gio with Jasmine
Man #2: should I pull a Gio with Eddy’s girl?

by Missmewiththatbs November 13, 2018

pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pulling a Tom K

When a friend of yours who has tirelessly rooted for a particular sports team for decades all of a sudden roots for their arch rival to win a championship after your team has been eliminated.

Fan #1: Man - you hear about how Rick was pulling for UVA basketball after VT lost the other night? Said it was "good" for the ACC in general?

Fan #2: That dumbass is pulling a Tom K!

by VTFan33 April 9, 2019

Pulling a Drew Brees

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees

Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 12, 2020