Kissing the Hand

When you have a cigarette pushed all the way to the bottom between your index finger and your middle finger, so you're pressing your face against your hand.

Look at how Mike is smoking, he's kissing the hand LOL!

by augustbell666 December 15, 2019

the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

Slight of hand pro

Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.

have you got slight of hand pro

by slight of hand god April 17, 2020

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

hell in a handbag

When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.

Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.

My wife keeps saying to hell in a handbag, since the kids are not listening.

by tboycgirl August 25, 2020

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.

The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.

by anonymous September 6, 2020