Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

Simp

Niggas named Cody

My nigga Cody really simpin over here.

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020

simp

Guys who pay for all their dates, pay for attention of streamers online, and generally do anything to get noticed by the girl they like.

Jason donated another $50 to his favorite streamer. He's such a simp!

by mposter May 10, 2020

Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

SIMP

A basic a$$ dude that has no game and will do anything for some basic pu$$y that has shown no interest in him.

Samuel Barragán from HSU is the biggest SIMP in the planet. Always chasing below basic tail, and putting everything on the line for females that don’t want him.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Simp

When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them

Tristan: Oh moony is so kind and amazing and beautiful *heart emoji*
Everyone: SIMP

by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020

Simp

A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.

Im simping right now but I'ma get back on my grind, don't worry.

by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020