Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream
cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly
drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your
wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking
hot this morning. But I had the
beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “
beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard