Amerindian penis 

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.

Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

Amerindian penis by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

Chad Thundercock's Penis by D Flawless November 3, 2019

MC Penis

Satirical Planetary Rapper.

From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,

MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.

Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!

MC Penis by MC Penis March 29, 2021

Skinny penis 

A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis

"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."

Skinny penis by YaBoiSkinnyPenis December 29, 2016

Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

Master penis by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

diet penis 

Restricting a penis for one wank a month.

Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.

diet penis by TheJello November 27, 2017

Arrange them by penis 

The desktop icon sorting option that Windows forgot, which would align your icons into the shape of FUK U! <penis>.

"You can't arrange them by penis, I'm sorry."

Arrange them by penis by thewebsiteisdown July 1, 2008