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Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010
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Wrecking Ball

Verb - When a man places his testicle into his anus then generates a gaseous explosion to propel the testicle from said anus in a semicircular arc until impact with a female's face.
Things got aggressive when he wrecking balled a girl he met earlier that night.
by G-Luver August 12, 2012
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Booze Balls

Drinking just enough alcohol to have a slight buzz, but then being cutoff from further alcohol consumption, and therefore being prevented from achieving full-on drunkenness. The alcohol equivalent of "blue balls."
Dude, I only had a few beers before they ran out, totally gave me booze balls.
by Angus_90 November 4, 2009
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Fruit ball

my neighbors are total fruit balls.
by Claymaker February 28, 2009
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han balls

an incredibly sexy, smart, extremely good looking hot woman who dances all the time with her sexy body, everyone wants to bang her
hanballs is by far the awesomeest girl in the world.
by really pretty December 23, 2004
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The Fur Ball

You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
"The fur ball got stuck in my throat while I was eatin her out, So I knocked the bitch out!"
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006
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Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.
by Pickerson July 20, 2010
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