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Beanfield 

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Beanfield by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker
Beansmoker by Peteandbird October 29, 2017
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Beaner man 

A man who is a bean, smokes trop pot
Beaner man by Triple A men May 29, 2018
A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.
Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!
Beanium by Bleaf October 7, 2018

BeanCurd 

When one hoists his fingers through someone's anal crevice.
I gave Ross a painful beancurd today
BeanCurd by Torque Lewis October 8, 2018

Beansy Boy 

A person who loves bugs 🐜, and is often attracted to the dark side. Fan of Darth Vader (mainly because he’s on the dark side), and Game Of Thrones (just because it’s the best show on the planet).
That kid is being such a Beansy Boy.
Beansy Boy by Lord Pomeranian April 21, 2019