God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

God state

Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.

I had an instant manifestation, I was in the God state.

by anonymous July 22, 2022

COD God

Jerry Christ

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God

by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.

The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome

by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025

The Taste God

The moniker of Corey Margera. No one has better taste than the Taste God.
The King of Good Taste

The Taste God

by TheKingofGoodTaste August 5, 2021