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Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

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A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.

"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"

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