wheelchair hair

It's when someone has that longish, greasy hair, that's parted at the side, and is combed slightly over their forehead, usually mulletesque.

You know that movie Butterfly Effect? And the part where Ashton Kutcher's in the wheelchair? Man, he's still hot even with wheelchair hair.

by panties February 11, 2005

in the wheelhouse

Being very close to acomplishing a goal. A synonym to the expression "knocking on the door"

"Don't call this late, the cutoff is 9:00"

"But its 8:50... I'm right in the wheelhouse."

by D-Heavy July 5, 2005

wheels on miscarriages

to get a girl pregnant when you know she would not want your kid

I'm going to put some wheels on miscarriages tonight!

by goodQuestion March 19, 2012

poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 6, 2004

lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg

Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Jiz On Wheels

A really cool car that you would like to have but you know you cant get it because you are either poor or you aint got no game.

"Yo Oshkon look at that sweet jiz on wheels, I wish I had a sweet ride like that...damn".

by BDALE March 20, 2005