blazilion wax

When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.

"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"

by -Brandee- December 4, 2009

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008

wax face

A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

"Look at her, she's such a wax face, and her makeup doesn't look that good!"

by kinky_curls January 8, 2009

human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

by tek July 25, 2003

sex wax

Something to make your penis slippery then hell

I put on sex wax

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017