Jersey Jesus Walker 

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009

Leah Walker 

Some strange ginger thing that hides in cupboards and comes out at night to steal food from your fridge. Maybe even make a piece of toast.

Leah walker shagged your toaster yesterday.

Leah Walker by Theanonymouskira November 30, 2009

pole walker 

1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.

2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.

Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.

I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"

pole walker by The Riftalope November 10, 2008

Snuggle Walker 

A snuggle walker is a person that loves public displays of affection - especially while traversing by foot with his/her significant other.

A snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.

Key attributes of snuggle walking include:
- extremely tight hand-holding
- tickling

- jumping on recipients back
- rubbing the buttocks of the recipient
- baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels

- pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer

More often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is NOT a huge fan. People need their personal space when traveling by foot.

Joe: Hey dude, that girl you took out is hot. How did your date go last night?

Ryan: Yea, you're right she's hot, and everything about her is perfect, EXCEPT when we were walking from the Olive Garden to the Dave & Busters she was a total snuggle walker. That's a deal breaker!

Snuggle Walker by The Jammy February 5, 2010

street walker 

To be avoided at all times; usually a tranny with VD. Much cheaper than a massage parlor, but much more dangerous.

The street walker offered $10 blowjobs to the passersby. (S)he was later arrested.

street walker by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

Dylan Walker 

Greatness

Dylan Walker is the best. Period.

Dylan Walker by Godesque July 27, 2012

ryan walker 

A banana lover. Owner of the second largest banana farm in the world. Loves banana milk and trips to the physio.

"I hate bananas!"

"Ryan walker doesn't he loves them, especially in his sleeping bag."

ryan walker by Dinojimmy68 May 30, 2017