Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.

I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!

by markodorko July 10, 2009

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

Shit-walker

When you're hanging with the boys and one of you steps in shit, who ever stepped in it becomes the "shit-walker" and stays the shit-walker till someone else steps in shit.

Bro #1: "damn i stepped in shit"
Bro #2: " ha shit-walker shit-walker"

by MICHEAL-MORI January 16, 2020

Snuggle walker

Someone who walkes so close to others (romanctic or not) that they're touching.

Oh my god Jessica, it's a hundred degrees out, stop snuggle walking me!! You're such a snuggle walker!!!

by Slk1820 July 17, 2018

cum walker

When a girls walked in public such as a mall or city street with cum on there face.

Yo! You see that girl!?

No?

She's a cum walker!

by Beer Runner May 20, 2016

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022