Vacation Dick

The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.

The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.

by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016

Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.

*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"

by Navychief929 May 25, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D

"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."

by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016

vacation dick

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)

hes got a vacation dick

by billy the bob joey May 22, 2016

corona vacation

The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale

First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation

by The Virologist March 1, 2020

Phantom Vibration

When you think you feel your phone vibrate, but its just your imagination.

"Hey i think ur phone just vibrated"

*checks phone* "Naw, just a Phantom Vibration"

by CookiesAreNummy February 10, 2012

vegas vacation

When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.

Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.

by Angela from Chicopee June 9, 2005