Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

by Delfinator March 4, 2009

thacky

a fag

fag = thacky

by gooosey September 15, 2009

Tack-Jack

An act that refers to a male, where he has a fistful of thumbtacks while he masturbates. Used when referring to something he wouldn't do...

Oh, geez man! She is so fucking ugly! I'd rather go Tack-Jack than sleep with her.

by Shikigama July 6, 2010

Track Fiend

Someone who obsessively checks tracking updates on goods being delivered like it's going to make it get there quicker.

Mike - Everytime I walk by John's cube he is on the UPS website checking the status of a delivery.

Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!

by bigtimejdub May 30, 2011

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

track shoes

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

by bigdicksally February 3, 2012

Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

by Itsmanda January 24, 2013